"A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want?"
He put down the case, and exhaled through his nostrils.
"Really Dorian, you honestly consider these vile things so pleasurable? Perhaps your tongue is desensitized to bitter tastes?"
He turned and glanced at Andrew...
"I'm sure such wisdom is derived from your personal experiences!"
Silent for a moment, as if those words had not been heard, Andrew flung himself down on the bed and slowly turned the pages of a magazine, seemingly focused on the content of the article...
"Oh is that humour I hear from my dear Dorian's scarlet lips? Fine then, hand me the case."
He rolled across the tall padded bed and grabbed the dainty silver case.
"My sad friend, they should call you "Fickle" rather than Andrew, I think it becomes you. After all, fickle people are exquisitely spontaneous in nature, but they can be rather tedious like you, my love. I lament for your former lovers, although they are rather foolish in considering you a fine prospect."
They both laughed...
"A fine prospect? ... I'm flattered you think that my former lovers considered me such, but I must agree, I do pity them... they have not the strength to tolerate my intense idiosyncrasies... it seems as though you are one of those rare creatures that can do so, my love."
Dorian sniggred...
"The operative word being here is tolerate, my beloved... I tolerate your idiosyncrasies..."
